Pencil Sharpener Collector Gifts

The Chrysler Buildinger

"The Brexit windfall didn't QUITE cover the cost of the promised massive investment in social care, but we did scrape together enough for a new pencil sharpener!"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Bingo night.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

The Secret Life of Pens

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"I'm not buying it."

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

Hubert Nicholson.

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

'Krista, please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.'

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"