Pencil Sharpener Enthusiast Gifts

'I couldn't do my homework -- our electric pencil sharpener broke down.'

I think I have one of those compulsive disorders.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Biro Diversity

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Je Suis Charlie

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Spilled Ink

Steadman - The Early Years.

Cow cartooning block.

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

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