Pencil Sharpener Enthusiast Gifts

'I couldn't do my homework -- our electric pencil sharpener broke down.'

I think I have one of those compulsive disorders.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Je Suis Charlie

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Cow cartooning block.

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Spilled Ink

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

How to write

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'