Knife Collector Gifts

'I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'The bad news is, someone just stole our surgical instruments. The good news is, I still have my Swiss army knife.'

"Good afternoon sir. I'm here to show you a terrific knife set while you purchase some girl guide cookies and listen to this guy talk about his religion."

Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Swiss excalibur...

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"Who's going to carve?"

Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake

Dennis's fear of sharp objects was well founded on his recent trip down memory lane."

Whoever can pull them from the stone will be King Arthur's chef.

'Boy are we lucky.That antler will make some beautiful knife handles.'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

Surgeons using a Swiss Army Knife.

Penknife on the crest of a wave.

'Bad, stupid dog! Get off the cou... ooh, sweet, precious doggiekins, found my missing butcher knife!'

Vegetarian's Picnic

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Bribes for Jabs

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

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