Whoever can pull them from the stone will be King Arthur's chef.
Knife Collecting Gifts
If you know someone passionate about knife collecting, find a gift that honors their interest with witty designs and clever illustrations. Perfect for enthusiasts who take pride in their collection, these items add personality and humor to their hobby. From mugs to prints, explore a range of products to surprise and delight the knife aficionado in your life.
Mike's New Chopper caused much comment among the cognoscenti.
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
"It's official"..."It's a drought!"
"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."
"Ironically, this is the living room."
Larry's used art
Skipping Horse
Grace For Flies
"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."
James Bond in a Snow Globe
Packaging Russian Dolls
"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."
''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'
International Women's Day
Director/Action Man toy.
"You're very interesting, for a civilian."
'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'
"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."
Seagiraffes
Cat woman shopping for cats.
"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."
"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."
Cocktails on the verandah.
"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"
New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!
Robert Fripp
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'
'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
Faster, Georges, faster!
Knife Collecting Gifts Collection
Knife Collecting Mugs
Explore our range of mugs featuring witty and clever designs perfect for knife collectors—great for home or the office.
Knife Collecting Pillows
Browse our unique pillows with designs tailored for knife enthusiasts—adding personality and comfort to their favorite spaces.
Knife Collecting Prints
Discover artful prints that celebrate knife collecting—perfect for decorating a hobby room or personal space with style.
Knife Collecting T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts showcasing humor and passion for knife collecting—ideal for casual wear or special occasions.