"Did you bring any protection with you?"
Knife Collection Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about their knife collection? Our range combines humor, style, and a dash of wit—ideal for knife aficionados who appreciate a fun twist. Whether it’s a mug for morning coffee, a t-shirt that sparks conversation, or a decorative print, these products are tailored for those who love their blades. Celebrate their interest with a thoughtful gift that’s as sharp as their collection. Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or just because.
The Missing Sock Returns
Happy Knife, Happy Wife
'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'
Bird collecting furniture for it's home.
"Harry?... Is that you?"
"Just what is a runcible spoon?"
'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'
'This will only hurt for a moment.'
'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'
'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'
"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."
'None shall pass!'
Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.
Scales
"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."
Squeal like a pig!
A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.
"You have ice water in your veins."
'It's a spork!'
"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."
"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."
'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'
A Fork-lift.
'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'
Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'
Armless chainsaw juggler.
'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'
Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...
A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.
Origin of the 'spork'
Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.
Looking Daggers
Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.
Swiss excalibur...
Knife Collection Gifts Collection
Knife Collection Mugs
Explore our collection of humor-filled mugs perfect for knife enthusiasts and collectors alike—find a sharp gift that’s functional and fun.
Knife Collection Pillows
Check out our quirky and cozy knife-inspired pillows—ideal for adding personality to any living space.
Knife Collection Prints
Browse our artistic knife-themed prints—perfect for decorating and celebrating their love of collecting.
Knife Collection T-Shirts
Discover witty and stylish knife-themed t-shirts—great for making a statement and showing off their passion for blades.