Stick-fetching Fanatic Gifts

Canine conundrum.

Playing Fetch.

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'He took a fetching class.'

'Good dog!'

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'I love playing fetch, but sometimes worry that I'm the only one getting the exercise. I suppose what I'm trying to say is, hey, best friend, why don't you fetch this one.'

Teflon - a history

Fingers

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"Scratch my head, would you?"

"It seems I'm having some credibility issues."

"The applications are limitless."

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.