Stick-fetching Fanatic Mugs

Playing Fetch.

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'He took a fetching class.'

'Good dog!'

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

'I love playing fetch, but sometimes worry that I'm the only one getting the exercise. I suppose what I'm trying to say is, hey, best friend, why don't you fetch this one.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Teflon - a history

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Fingers

"Scratch my head, would you?"

"The applications are limitless."

"Cute's not enough for you? You want me to work too?"

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.