Stick-throwing Enthusiasts Gifts

Playing Fetch.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Canine conundrum.

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Man throwing stick for dog

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Teflon - a history

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

Javelin

You dropped something.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'He's my personal trainer.'

"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

Attack of the Really Lame Stick Figures

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

"Get Help!"

'Come on Ted, you've been doing this class for 3 years now, it's time you progressed beyond the 'stick' movement...!'

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"