Stick-throwing Enthusiast Gifts

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

Playing Fetch.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Man throwing stick for dog

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

Javelin

You dropped something.

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'He's my personal trainer.'

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

"Get Help!"

'Come on Ted, you've been doing this class for 3 years now, it's time you progressed beyond the 'stick' movement...!'

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"