Stick-throwing Enthusiast Gifts

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

Playing Fetch.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Canine conundrum.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Man throwing stick for dog

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Javelin

You dropped something.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'He's my personal trainer.'

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"

"Get Help!"

'Come on Ted, you've been doing this class for 3 years now, it's time you progressed beyond the 'stick' movement...!'

"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"