Stick-throwing Master Gifts

Man throwing stick for dog

Playing Fetch.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Food deliverer's baby.

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

Rocking Chairs

Knife-thrower.

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

Fetching the Ball

Mother leaves house with lawnmower: 'Have I forgotten something?' Father trying to mow lawn with baby buggy: 'Wait a minute!'

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'