Stick Chaser Gifts

'Okay Bob, but this is the last time. . . Honestly, if that stick is so important to you, you're going to have to learn to take better care of it.'

Rusty was a very smart dog.

I have no problem chasing a stick. I mean, as long as it's for a good cause.

"It's not the stick. It's the chase."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Dog wants to be walked.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The Salesman

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mohamed Salah

The Running of the Brie

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

The New Normal

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Men can show their emotions!

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

Professional football.

Destiny is all...

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

Success

Sandwich snob.