Stick Toss Fan Gifts

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Boy and his dog

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Maths is fun!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"You and your daft inventions."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Jokes machine.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

A Fork-lift.