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'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Maths is fun!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Canine Comedians

"You and your daft inventions."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Jokes machine.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

Michael McIntyre.