Pie-throwing Fan T-Shirts

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Non-Humble Pie.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Old-fashioned computer

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Bath Bonfire

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'