Flag Waving Fan Pillows

Turkish Democracy

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Beware of Don"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Sandy Floss

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

Nicola Sturgeon

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

'Hello there big fellow! This is Canadian territory and I am your Prime Minister!'

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

Traveller's Luggage.

"Boy, she has a new look."

Brexit

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

Bill de Blasio

Independence Day.

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

"It's the apocalypse!"