Waffle Fan Pillows

B'Eggo

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Turkish Democracy

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Jokes machine.

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

Bath Bonfire

Donald Trump