Wrinkle Cream Fan Pillows

Shar-Pei sees wrinkle cream.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Curling your hair for no reason

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

Sunblock

Boring Untold Love Stories. Rip Van Winkle and Sleeping Beauty. ZZZZZZZZ.

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Curling Rocks!

People who understand Venn diagrams

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

"Why so sad, Pal?"

Christmas Presents for the Cat

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

Olympic curling

'We're gonna kill 'em with obesity.'

'Jungle hair.'

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

US congress unpopularity.

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

"I'll just have the stick, thanks."

"My hair is taking too long to grow so let's shorten my face."