Ice Cream Fan With A Twist Pillows

US congress unpopularity.

The Main Types of Cheese

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Sunblock

French Animal Noises.

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Annual 10K Fun Run

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

'We're gonna kill 'em with obesity.'

Cat lures mouse with cheese.

"It's not for me, it's for Santa..."

'She's dead alright. The question is: did she jump, or was she pushed?'

"I'll just have the stick, thanks."

Fruit & Fiber Optics.

'Of course it's cold, madam! Ice cream is meant to be cold.'

"Crab Apple"

Soft Cheese

"Care for some sports wine?"