Ice Cream Truck Fans Pillows

"I'm sorry, I can't let you in. It says here that you wrote ice cream truck jingles."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Tree Squirrel

"Frosty the Repairman"

Executive Tacos

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

Sunblock

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

Useless car accessories.

"While you were out, your office was turned into a taco stand."

Rock 'n Rolls. It's like an ice cream truck, except they sell baked treats and play classic rock music. Rolling scones!

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

Final Liquidation Sale

Suitcase Trailer

“I have $3, a dairy allergy, and a very specific pallete. What can you do for me?”

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

"I didn't pack a lunch today, so I'll just get something from the food truck."