Choc-chip Ice Cream Fan Pillows

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

Sunblock

Raging Bull on Ice

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

Snowman Romance

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

'LOL!'

Happy Halloween.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

"All I have to say is that someone better be bleeding."

Penguins - one is skating.

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

White Wine on Ice!

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

How milkshakes are made

'Yep, that's my dog, and yes, it's a chocolate lab.'

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

Are you a good little girl or boy If not, REPENT today: 'November and December,,,I'm Santa at Macys,'

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

'Hey! This isn't a cookie. It's a dog biscuit.'