
Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'
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Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'
Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.
'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'
"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"
'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'
Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.
"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"
The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.
"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."
Sunblock
Raging Bull on Ice
'Arghhh! He's got no face!'
Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.
Snowman Romance
"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."
'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'
Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.
'LOL!'
Happy Halloween.
"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"
"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"
Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.
'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'
"All I have to say is that someone better be bleeding."
Penguins - one is skating.
After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.
White Wine on Ice!
"YOLO, baby. YOLO."
How milkshakes are made
'Yep, that's my dog, and yes, it's a chocolate lab.'
'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'
"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."
Are you a good little girl or boy If not, REPENT today: 'November and December,,,I'm Santa at Macys,'
'I am on a holiday from hell.'
'Hey! This isn't a cookie. It's a dog biscuit.'
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