Chocolate Chip Fan Pillows

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Santa's wash day.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Cake Walk.

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"I love Boxing Day"

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'LOL!'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Last week, stingy caf