Cookie Fan Pillows

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"Our sales rate looks bad? Well, when I feel bad, some cookies and a hot chocolate work perfectly!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Cookie Surveillance

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"Roadkill cookies"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Oreolas

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

The Cricketer and the Golfer