Cookie Fan Mugs

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"Our sales rate looks bad? Well, when I feel bad, some cookies and a hot chocolate work perfectly!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

Cookie Surveillance

"Roadkill cookies"

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Oreolas

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."