Gingerbread Cookie Fan Pillows

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Cake Free Zone

Pastries and Candy

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

Ginger Snaps.

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

Gingerbread Igloo

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

Gingerbread man escaping.

'Aw - cute!'

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'