Gingerbread Story Fans Pillows

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Pastries and Candy

Cake Free Zone

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

'Thin enough?'

Ginger Snaps.

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

Gingerbread Igloo

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."