Cookie Monster Fan Pillows

"Never accept sweets from strangers, son, but feel free to consent to cookies."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Zombie pet tricks.

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Halloween Selfie

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

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"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'