Cookie Monster's Best Friend Pillows

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Ninja bread men"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Miracle Mom #5,293

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

Oreolas

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'I don't like it any more than you do, Johnson. But this is the business world, and that's just the way the cookie crumbles.'