Cookie Savior Pillows

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Ninja bread men"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

Oreolas

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"