Cookie Combatant Pillows

"Ninja bread men"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Miracle Mom #5,293

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"The cookies are always stale."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'

'Because it's there!'

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Cookie Thief

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

He's Tasty!

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

Santa's Nightmares