Cookie Conjurer Pillows

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Baking

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Cookie Surveillance

Witches of Instagram

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Roadkill cookies"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'