Cookie Artist Pillows

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

'You may not believe it, but it's made from a mix.'

"We have some little cookie cutter houses you might like."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Works every time.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Cake Friday!

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Roadkill cookies"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Cookie Surveillance

Baking

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'