Cookie Stylist Pillows

Gingerbread Men's Hair Salon

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Ninja bread men"

'Works every time.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Baking

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Cookie Surveillance

"Roadkill cookies"

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'