Cookie Decorating Pillows

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Lady of the Cake.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Works every time.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Patissier

"Roadkill cookies"