Cookie Decorating T-Shirts

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

(Cursing symbols), You're right! There should be a LOT more of us!

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Lady of the Cake.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Works every time.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Patissier

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'