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"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

'You may not believe it, but it's made from a mix.'

"We have some little cookie cutter houses you might like."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Works every time.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Cake Friday!

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Cookie Surveillance

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"Roadkill cookies"

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"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Baking

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"