'The roof needs icing.'
Cookie Crafter Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their kitchen or baking space with pillows featuring playful cookie crafting designs. A charming way to celebrate their sweet skill and creative spirit.
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
'Works every time.'
"Ninja bread men"
"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."
Wordplay: Export.
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
Miracle Mom #5,293
"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
Cookie Surveillance
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
"Roadkill cookies"
Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!
"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"
"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."
"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."
What if retail stores behaved like websites?
'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'
Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter
"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."
"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."
If you give a mouse a french cookie
"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."
Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.
"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."
M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.
"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."
"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."
'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'
(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.
"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"
Cookie Crafter Pillows Collection
Cookie Crafter Mugs
Explore our full range of cookie crafter mugs and find the perfect witty or heartfelt design for the baking enthusiast in your life.
Cookie Crafter Prints
Add personality to their baking area with prints celebrating the art of cookie creation. Shop now for a touch of humor and style.
Cookie Crafter T-Shirts
Discover fun and inspiring t-shirts for cookie crafters who love to wear their passion. Browse our collection for designs that are as creative as they are.