Cookie Creator Pillows

"It's BYOM."

Mum's baking is best!

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Ninja bread men"

'Works every time.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Roadkill cookies"

Cookie Surveillance

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'