Cookie Creator Mugs

"It's BYOM."

Mum's baking is best!

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Ninja bread men"

'Works every time.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

Cookie Surveillance

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Roadkill cookies"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.