Cookie Wizard Mugs

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Yea, mom, knows everything...she's momnipotent."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Ninja bread men"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Baking

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Cookie Surveillance

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"Roadkill cookies"

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"