Cookie Savior Mugs

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Ninja bread men"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

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"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

Oreolas

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'I don't like it any more than you do, Johnson. But this is the business world, and that's just the way the cookie crumbles.'