"And his tell-all memoir reveals how he broke into every home and consumed over twelve thousand pounds of cookies in one evening."
Cookie Monster In Disguise Mugs
Start the day with a dose of humor featuring the Cookie Monster in disguise—our mugs are perfect for fans who love a playful twist on their favorite character, adding fun to every coffee break.
"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
"Ninja bread men"
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
'The roof needs icing.'
Miracle Mom #5,293
"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
Cookie Surveillance
"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."
"Roadkill cookies"
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'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'
"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"
Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!
"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."
What if retail stores behaved like websites?
"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"
"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"
'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'
"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."
'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'
'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'
"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"
"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."
Cookie Monster In Disguise Mugs Collection
Cookie Monster In Disguise Pillows
Decorate with humor—browse our Cookie Monster in disguise pillows and add a whimsical touch to your favorite space.
Cookie Monster In Disguise Prints
Find your new favorite wall art with our Cookie Monster in disguise prints, bringing creative charm and smiles to any room.
Cookie Monster In Disguise T-Shirts
Want to wear your fun? Check out our Cookie Monster in disguise t-shirts and showcase your playful personality with every wear.