Cookie Monster In Disguise T-Shirts

"And his tell-all memoir reveals how he broke into every home and consumed over twelve thousand pounds of cookies in one evening."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Ninja bread men"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Roadkill cookies"

Cookie Surveillance

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'