'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'
Cookie Superhero Mugs
Start their day with a splash of humor with our cookie superhero mugs. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs bring a fun twist to their morning routine and celebrate their sweet side.
"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.
"Ninja bread men"
"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
Miracle Mom #5,293
Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.
"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."
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"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"
"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"
"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."
'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'
"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"
"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"
'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'
'Because it's there!'
"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."
Cookie Thief
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"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"
'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'
Santa's Nightmares
12;24. 11:15. 11:45. I can't continue to tell Mrs. Claus the fib that I hardly ever eat the cookies that are left out for me. She figured out how to hack into security camera streams all over the world last year.
"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."
He's Tasty!
Animal Crackers. Free-range animal crackers.
'I lost weight just by cutting back on all the milk and cookies!'
Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes
Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'
"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."
'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'
"For dessert I'll have milk and cookies."
Cookie Superhero Mugs Collection
Cookie Superhero Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows featuring cookie heroes, perfect for adding a fun and comfortable accent to any space.
Cookie Superhero Prints
Browse our whimsical prints of cookie heroes in action and inspire their creative baking adventures with decorative art.
Cookie Superhero T-Shirts
Discover our collection of cookie superhero t-shirts, ideal for showcasing their fun-loving personality and baking pride in style.