Cookie Superhero Pillows

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Ninja bread men"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Miracle Mom #5,293

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'

'Because it's there!'

Cookie Thief

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"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

He's Tasty!

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

'I lost weight just by cutting back on all the milk and cookies!'

Santa's Nightmares

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"For dessert I'll have milk and cookies."

'With my technical expertise, I could conquer the world!' - 'Do you and your little friend want some cookies?'