Cookies Mugs

'Somehow, Jeffrey McCoy got hold of a medical alert bracelet that says 'requires daily cookie'.'

Accept cookies?

Hungry labradors online.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

'Don't stare at his icing.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'So...your idea is to sue milk and cookie companies for making you obese?'

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"Wait, this seems way too easy!"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

Wise Guy Cookies

"That's odd...they left me cookies, but no milk."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"I guarantee we can find them cheaper online."

"Would you like to buy some Girl Scout crack?"

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

"Girl scout liquers?"

"The cookies are always stale."

"Yo, the getaway sleigh's here. – Let's dash!"

"I'll have the gingerbread whale."

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

One smart cookie

"Damn it, Merv!"

"This is the last year I'll personally deliver your cookies. I'm buying a drone."

Monster eating furniture,

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Our sales rate looks bad? Well, when I feel bad, some cookies and a hot chocolate work perfectly!"