Cookie Baking Mugs

Santa Claus does not exist - Satan

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

What the Doctor Ordered

The Fourth Little Pig

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Diner.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Hungry child

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."