Cookie Baker Mugs

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

"Nadine, the motorcycle is very loud, but, after Bertie finishes his ride and parks it just so so, he'll cut down to idle, and then you can tell him all about your Happy Day Nut Cookie Recipe."

'Works every time.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Ninja bread men"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Cookie Surveillance

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"Roadkill cookies"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!