Cookie Decorator Pillows

"What happened?....Icing on the wings!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Works every time.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Roadkill cookies"

Mouse with a cat cake.

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fabulous civil union cake.

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