Cookie Conjurer Gifts

I see bread people! A scary movie in Wonderland.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Baking

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Roadkill cookies"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Cookie Surveillance

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Witches of Instagram

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."